[applies entire tube of chap stick onto chapped lips] much better
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
u cant s top me
if you know what i mean
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.
High-five for open minded people
this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them
let this picture speak for itself.
Lol omg but yes…I would too…but then there are a few others…but I could just pair them up and admire their love being canon and all. Oh my bby boys.
smack that ass from 8 feet away